Man City fan vents frustration through his work

We suspect Darby Conley's a Citizen, but perhaps a Saracens fan too? If I was a Man City fan, I'd hide out in the States as well.

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The Late Grab: 01.12

My sad attempt at getting SMiA into our favorite strip (are you reading this, Darby Conley?): Mac Manc McManx has gotta love the fire of Stuart Pearce (suspiciously never seen in the same picture as the Geico gecko) as he decides what to do with his struggling side. [Wikipedia, Guardian]

The Citizens travel to Bolton on Saturday, so it's Psycho against Big Sam at the Reebok. It's fifth place v. tenth place, as Allardyce's crew battle for a European spot and City attempt to stay in the top half of the table, coming off of wins in their three last league matches. [ComeOnBoro]

A source close to Jose Mourinho has revealed that the Chelsea gaffer will leave Stamford Bridge in May. It could mean the end of Roberto Mancini at Inter or Carlo Ancelotti at Milan. [The Sun]

In other er, news, Becks reveals he had a few chats with everyone's favorite elfin freakshow, Tom Cruise (SMiA was unable to find his Scientology name). How long do you think it took Becks to find out Maverick was having phone sex with him? [XtraMSN New Zealand]

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