While Vlad the Impaler, Lucifer, and Caligula (with Hitler pulling the strings) is a formidable front line, I think I'll take my chances with the two English defenders. And if the forces of darkness get past them, how can you go wrong with Santa Claus as your shot-stopper? Sure, he's a wide body, but you know he's nimble and fleet footed. If he can keep a herd of reindeer in check, he can surely convince Christopher Robin and Flash Gordon to help out on defense.
Good vs. Evil Foosball [NOTCOT]
(via The Daily Dish)