What's on TV this week

It's that time of year where men behave like cattle and buy their ladies crappy greeting cards, inappropriate flowers, mediocre chocolates and cubic zirconia from mall jewelry stores. Be original, I say, and make your sweetie a nice home cooked meal and give her foot rub while you watch something worthwhile (and I don't mean that special Valentine's Day "According to Jim").

Here's what to watch while you stroke those bunions:

UEFA Cup Fixtures:

Bayer Leverkeusen v. Blackburn Rovers
12:00 pm ET Setanta Sports

Fenerbahce v. AZ Alkmaar
1:00 pm ET Setanta Broadband

Hapoel Tel Aviv v. Rangers
1:30 pm ET Setanta PPV

Livorno v. Espanyol
2:30 pm ET Setanta Sports

Benfica v. Dinamo Bucharest
3:00 pm ET Setanta PPV

FA Cup Replay:

Bolton v. Arsenal
3:00 pm ET Fox Soccer Channel

Copa Libertadores:

Bolivar v. Boca Juniors
4:30 pm ET Fox Soccer Espanol

Audax v. Sao Paulo
6:30 pm ET Fox Soccer Espanol

As always, check your local listings.

-bl