Those crazies in California are at it again, trying to impose their far-left mumbo-jumbo on the rest of us hard working Americans. This time they've gone too far, making it illegal for Adidas to sell their kangaroo leather boots anywhere in the state.
I don't get it, if you're going to BBQ the marsupial anyway, why not stitch together a couple pairs of Copa Mundials while your at it? It seems only right to not let that hide go to waste.
Damn you hippies.
Adidas Kangaroo Shoes Can Be Outlawed in California [Bloomberg]