Former pugilist, gonad-gnasher, elder prostitute patron, and current England forward Wayne Rooney has been busy performing charitable works, apparently in the bustling Manchester nightlife, during his three-match ban.
Allegedly drunken Michael Gray was pestering the Manchester United star and his Coleen at the Panacea Restaurant and Bar in Manchester. Rooney politely asked him to leave, and when Gray suggested a Premeirship-style orgy (presumably without the gay midfielders), our Shrek crocked him good without even leaving what I imagine to be his black pleather booth.
Rovers ace insulted Coleen [The Sun]
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