"You'll love it," our host told us, his eyes alight. "Just don't wear any jewelry. Or carry a bag. Or say anything that will make anyone angry. Or make eye contact. And don't, for any reason, stray out of our sight."So now you know, when someone in Buenos Aires asks you if you've ever attended a live match before, for the love of god, say no. You just might end up at the Superclasico.
The Ugly American Watches Futbol [Deadspin]