"I had a cut in my mouth and it was bleeding"

Marco Materazzi, never one to let injustices go unpunished, has let it be known that he was the injured party in yesterday's game in Genoa. What of the accused you ask? Well, he tells us to do what all self-respecting soccer fans love to do after such incidences: read Marco's lips.

The cherry on top of this sundae, the most overrated coach in France putting his two cents in.

Matrix: I’m the victim! [Channel 4]
Domenech: Materrazi ‘must have a weakness somewhere’ [The Offside]

-ac