Intimately Beckham

Beginning next month, Brits are able to cozy up to the Beckhams, through the star couple's new "Intimately Beckham for Him" and "for Her" fragrances.

The men's fragrance claims to be "magnetic, provocative, cool - yet never aloof", with a blend of grapefruit zest, bergamot and cardamom.

The women's fragrance aims to convey "the essence of Victoria known only to the people closest to her," or Posh-funk, it would seem.

Seriously, how much more money do you need? And given the English love of irony and piss-taking, you'd think the former England captain would concentrate a bit more on his form, rather than some crappy drugstore scent concocted by some hourly worker in a fragrance lab.

Both "Intimately Beckham" scents are set to go on sale in the U.K. beginning September 1. Unfortunately, there is no news of them being available worldwide . . . yet.
-bl